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>The Language Women Speak

>1. Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shutup.

2. Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes isonly five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch thegame before helping around the house.

3. Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on yourtoes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

4. Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don’t Do It!

5. Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but it’s a non-verbal statement often misunderstood bymen. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she iswasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Referback to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)

6. That’s Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That’s okaymeans she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you willpay for your mistake.

7. Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you’re welcome.

8. Whatever: Is a women’s way of saying F@!K YOU!

9. Don’t worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking, “What’s wrong?” For the woman’s response refer to #3.